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'Who is HONSOU FERRIX?' Some say that he is a freelance sperm donor, others say he is a meatball enthusiast, all that I know is that he is the hero that Barr Heavy Industries deserves.

Not much is known about the creature behind HONSOU FERRIX, other than he is a smoggie. The real Middlesbrough accent it seems is the blighted child of a Scouse father and a mother who has mild traces of Newcastle in her accent. It is more evident in the younger generation what the true sound of the accent is, and it usually sounds like its going to scrounge a cigarette from you or steal your bike. He seems to support a shit football team also however confronting him on this matter is most unwise. If you support a team that is not Middlesbrough, then you have two choices; Don’t go to Middlesbrough, or Change your allegiance. Thankfully this is an easy option, if you know not of Middlesborough, allow it to be summarized as “Not strictly a town, but it is undisputed armpit of the nation. Main toursit attraction? A transport bridge. Poisonous industrial fumes drift down one dismal, windy road. Outsiders will be lucky to leave unbruised.”

The creature behind HONSOU FERRIX started playing an awful game called World of Warcraft, where he enjoyed pleasuring himself and eating donner kebabs whilst “power leveling”, however this often lead to premature kebabulation. The creature behind HONSOU FERRIX then left the world of WoW, destined for Eve Online, starting 20th May 2010, where he could pleasure himself in the company of fellow neckbeards.

He joined BHYIN on 20th September 2011 and he continues to be as terrible as he was when he first joined. His past-times include posting fleet communications links in local and creating diplomatic incidents. A recent development however is that inexplicably, pilots exposed to HOUNSOU FERRIX are often observed chanting his name. “HONSOU FERRIX” they cry, to the confusion of their enemies and allies.

The love of this peculiar meatball enthusiast has spawned a slew of stories, fan fiction, and memorabilia including the following; [http://i.imgur.com/krpkkik.png]

“I don’t necessarily discriminate, I simply exclude certain types of people.” - Regarding his Probationer Assistance Program.<br /> “Attention BHYIN. Testicles. That is all.” - His first words to the corporation.<br /> “suck us off nob ed” - His closing statement in a finely argued discussion on the merits of the pedestrianization of Norwich.<br />