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DBRB attacked by a naked goon
When you hear an order from the entity known as DBRB, always wait 10 seconds. Those that fail to heed the warning, are doomed.
No one knows what he/she/it is. Some say he is a force of nature. Others say he is the AI that came alive at the 6-24 Starbase in Delve. Many claim he is a dog that barks a lot. I do know, whatever it is, he saved Goonswarm in the 3rd War of Delve, before [they] lost it all. He planned, designed, lead and utterly failed in an invasion of Esotoria. Never take your space navy to Esotaria. It has lead fleets for over 29 hours straight, so clearly it isn't human. It plays Eve Online, a terrible game, and seems to enjoys it. Clearly not human. No other single Fleet Commander in Goonswarm has probably caused more tears. To both our enemies and ourselves. Our enemies fear and tremble in their pods when they hear DBRB is on the field. So do we. It has caused many diplomatic incidents that have almost escalated to full scale Eve-wide wars, and no one on the field of battle, is safe.
I do know one thing - he makes playing Eve Online, a terrible game, worth playing for many hours. Drama and Hilarity, are always close when DBRB is on comms. Drama, and Hilarity. Here
He single-handedly started the Battle of Asakai by failjumping his Titan. This causes the CFC to lose 3 Titans, 5 Supers and many other capitals.
He also had his internet relationship cut short by none other than Sajuukthanatoskhar, Hero of the Battle of Asakai - he was in a hictor pointing DBRB. Sajuuk's role in this internet relationship was that he kissed, multiple times, Laladria Moonsword in Melbourne in 2013. This caused the Fountain War. Bad Sajuuk!