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Little Falcon That Could
Once upon a time, there was a Falcon that was parked in a POS in a system on a far far away galaxy. The falcon was eager to jam a many pilots and cyno for hot drops. Then one day his pilot TARITHELL left him alone; the little falcon did not like that and felt very bad about it, then this IDIOT pilot named KInkamache passed by and saw the Falcon alone and crying; KInkamache ask the falcon, “hey little falcon are you ok?” The falcon answered, “no i am not my fearless pilot TARITHELL left me to rust in this POS and I can not jam any other ships anymore.” THE the IDIOT pilot KInkamache answered to the falcon, “Dont worry little Falcon I am going to make you whole again and everyone in all galaxy will fear your jamers and you will cyno again!” Time went by and the fearless pilot TARITHELL came back looking for the little falcon; but he could not find the falcon, the falcon was whole again and fought many battles piloted by the IDIOT pilot KInkamache. TARITHELL enraged promised that he will kill the IDIOT pilot KInkamache whom stole his glorious days with the little falcon.
Be it known, this is a true story and will be writen on the history books of EVE. Lessons learned and lessons lost but boys and girls DON'T let the little falcon be parked in the POS.