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| + | ======Fleet Commaningitus====== | ||
| A strange and terrible affliction that affects newly promoted Fleet Commanders of all ability. | A strange and terrible affliction that affects newly promoted Fleet Commanders of all ability. | ||
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| Causes are from FCing a few fleets and beating a very weak enemy. | Causes are from FCing a few fleets and beating a very weak enemy. | ||
| - | ==Treatment== | + | ====Treatment==== |
| Appropriate hazing helps alot. And some perspective. If the patient is too far gone, there is no hope and all you can do is watch the shitshow from the fiery cesspit or /r/eve as they join a legion and then burn out like the bright star they were never meant to be. | Appropriate hazing helps alot. And some perspective. If the patient is too far gone, there is no hope and all you can do is watch the shitshow from the fiery cesspit or /r/eve as they join a legion and then burn out like the bright star they were never meant to be. | ||
| - | == Known Victims == | + | ==== Known Victims ==== |
| Casus Pacis | Casus Pacis | ||
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| Superbeastie | Superbeastie | ||
| - | [[Dabigredboat | DaBigRedBoat]] | + | [[culture:players:dbrb| DaBigRedBoat]] |
| - | [[Laladria_Moonsword | Laladria Moonsword]] | + | Laladria Moonsword |
| - | [[Ken_Morton | Ken Morton]] | + | Ken Morton |
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| + | arthas Menethyl | ||
| == Those who recovered with permanent injuries == | == Those who recovered with permanent injuries == | ||
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| Grath Telkin | Grath Telkin | ||
| - | == Research Expeditions == | + | ===== Research Expeditions ===== |
| - | === The Catch investigation === | + | ==== The Catch investigation ==== |
| - | [[culture:players:sajuukthanatoskhar|]], elite R&D specialist within TEST Alliance Please Ignore, has been searching for a cure. With some exploration in Delve, he thinks he has the answer but he cannot be sure. As a Skirmish Commander, it is of his highest concerns that he finds the cure fast otherwise he too will join the ranks of those who have obtained the illness and irrevocably recover. | + | [[culture:players:sajuukthanatoskhar|]], elite R&D specialist within TEST Alliance Please Ignore, has been searching for a cure. With some exploration in Delve, he thinks he has the answer but he cannot be sure. As a <del>Skirmish Commander</del> Stratop Fleet Commander, it is of his highest concerns that he finds the cure fast otherwise he too will join the ranks of those who have obtained the illness and irrevocably recover. |
| - | === The Wicked Creek Expedition === | + | ==== The Wicked Creek Expedition ==== |
| Sajuukthanatoskhar, in his infinite wisdom, decided to move his research laboratory to U-HVIX. The entirety of TEST was needed to complete the move to ensure security and a smooth transition. Current findings are classified level Tyrannosaur Rex. Black Legion's Elo Knight, who knows what will happen to TEST should it come up with the coveted cure to Fleet Commaningitus, decided to move against TEST with all vigor and headshot the station. It took serious damage and Sajuuk's Hydrofluoric Acid fell on the floor. Laladria wasn't a pretty face in his scrapbook anyway. | Sajuukthanatoskhar, in his infinite wisdom, decided to move his research laboratory to U-HVIX. The entirety of TEST was needed to complete the move to ensure security and a smooth transition. Current findings are classified level Tyrannosaur Rex. Black Legion's Elo Knight, who knows what will happen to TEST should it come up with the coveted cure to Fleet Commaningitus, decided to move against TEST with all vigor and headshot the station. It took serious damage and Sajuuk's Hydrofluoric Acid fell on the floor. Laladria wasn't a pretty face in his scrapbook anyway. | ||
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| - | His corporation, [http://wiki.pleaseignore.com/wiki/Row_Row_Fight_The_Power Row Row Fight the Power], is the base at all of this and seeks more individuals to help run his test out in Goon held Delve. | + | His corporation, [[corps:former_corps:row_row_fight_the_power:start| Row Row Fight the Power]], is the base at all of this and seeks more individuals to help run his test out in Goon held Delve. |
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