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i was in broski enterprises a year ago when it started, and kurth ren and lord starjacker fucking drove the corp into the ground. lost both of the battlecruisers that i had been farming missions on both of my accounts to afford because broski couldn't stop pissing people off and getting wardecced, so even missioning in empire space wasn't safe. - Anonymous Ex-Broski Member

Led by glorious CEO Wes Maggs, Autistic Sharks is the second reincarnation of the former corporation Broski Enterprises. The corporation recruits its members exclusively from 4chan.org's video games image board. The Bros have a long history of griefing the fuck out of carebears in highsec and attempting to join 0.0 alliances only to be kicked out leave of their own free will in under a month due to culture clashes.

From January 2009 Broski Enterprises proceeded to troll the ever-living fuck out of highsec carebears for a good year. There were many wars to be had and failed endeavors with multiple <s>friendly</s> shit alliances (Mostly Harmless, The Council., Intrepid Crossing).

Among the most hilarious of the Broski wars were encounters with The Spacebar, a large group of newbie carebears led by super-ego fuckface Goshee. Broski pissed of Goshee something fierce after he came into Isinokka and told everyone to get the fuck out or join his awful carebear alliance. Broski proceeded to tear Goshee's alliance apart, first by kicking the ass of the “mercs” (Knight's Cross) he hired to pop us after he got his Golem concorded by trying to suicide a fleet of bros, then by running a campaign that he funded by spending his wife's money on plexes to fund ships for his newbie hordes. The war essentially ended when Goshee was kicked out of the house by his wife and had to live out on the street going from one internet cafe to the next trying to bum internet to play EVE.

Some videos showing how classy Goshee is:

• Goshee Hires Knights Cross to Kill Broski (Goshee legitimately sobbing at 4:20)
• Goshee talks about his EVE addiction and failed marriage.
• Goshee talks about his failed marriage, again.
• Forum thread on Goshee being homeless and living on the street.

As trial accounts ran out over the summer and the excitement cooled off, Broski went through a period of spinning ships and doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing. When Dominion hit, a giant recruiting campaign kicked off and a fleet of over 200 bros was led into Geminate to try and forge our new home in 4NGK-F. Broski lasted about 2 weeks before an Ad Astra titan/HAC fleet came in and kicked them out. At this point only a handful of bros were left since the trialbros got bored and went back to empire to spin ships. After this there was a lot of zzzz'ing and a lot of the older and higher-SP members leaving for better faggy corps.

After a lot of bullshit, Wiawyr Hunta, one of the original members from Broski's early days came forward with a plan for a new corp (Haters Gonna Hate) in which there would be better training for newbros instated through the setup and funding of squadrons within the corporation. Based out of our ancestral roots in Isinokka and Elonaya, we bashed small and medium research towers for easy isk through the selling of labs and blueprints of research alts too lazy to log in and check the status of their towers, then used the isk from the bashes to fuel our PVP with wars on many targets in the Lonetrek region. This plan sort of worked and there was a solid 2 months of good PVP and participation where we maintained around an 85% efficiency, our weapon of choice being the tried and true battlecruiser blob. Things started to taper off towards the end of the summer as people got burned out and other games came out (Minecraft multiplayer, Starcraft 2, World of Tanks).

Haters had a stroke of brilliance when ex-Hater White Tree of Goonwaffe made contact with Montolio about the possibility of having the corp join their local spamming brethren Dreddit in TEST Alliance Please Ignore. After much speculation from the TEST community about Haters being a bunch of meme-spouting faggots, Haters were accepted into an alliance comprised of even greater numbers of meme-spouting faggots, and all was right with the world.

Then they trolled a little too hard and got kicked out as usual, but came back a week later with a new corp name and CEO.

Then they decided they wouldn't be pets, and they decided to leave. Early on April 23rd, 2011 they announced they would have two weeks to move out. They now reside in Curse and occasionally send faggots in rifters envoys to Fountain to shoot the care bears native to Test space.