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TEST Culture

Perhaps the most remarkable qualities of Test Alliance Please Ignore is it's rich and vibrant culture. Five years of history, scores of shitposters and an enthusiastic team of propaganda artists have kept TEST in the spotlight even at times when the alliance was struggling to remain relevant as a military power.

The Spirit of Test

Like any alliance, Test is home to a wide range of personalities, so it is difficult to define exactly what it is that makes Test TEST. Bittervets, griefers, narcissists, idealists, turbonerds, bronies, trekkies, powergamers, casuals, artfags and microhitlers all call TEST home and shit up the forums day and night with their drivel.

Overall, TEST as a whole reflects the personality of the popular website www.reddit.com that its largest corporation Dreddit recruits from. From the perspective of a normal person, the “TESTies” would appear intelligent (but naive), impulsive and crude (though rather humerus), loud, disrespectful, offensive and incredibly unhygienic. In other words, TEST makes an excellent home for your average EVE gamer.

Art & Propaganda

Since EVE Online is a bad game that is not very fun to play, quality alliances provide a steady stream of propaganda to motivate the membership and trick them into logging in to shoot POS. TEST is not a very welcoming place for the type of nerd who actually enjoys spending his free time watching an HP bar slowly tick down to 0, so they've had to dial the propaganda up to 11 to get their ADHD-infested drones to stomach the experience.

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History

TEST has experienced dizzying highs and wearying lows, outstanding victories and humbling defeats. The political landscape of EVE is unfriendly and unforgiving, and through thick & thin TEST has withstood the test of time and lived to tell its tale.

The Beginning

Fletcher Hammond did stuff

Some Place in Lowsec

I wasn't there

The Upside-Down Map

Poitot is the only named system in Syndicate. Goons can be dicks.

The Testagram & the Nazis

Remember when the CFC (Dekco) was only powerful enough to take down Evoke? LOL

The Fountain Campaign

Clowns, frowns and unicorns

Russians & Technetium

The rise of the CFC at the expense of the quality of nullsec

Our Excuse to Invade Delve

Nulli Secunda, what happened to your sov? AAA is shit. PL are to good to be blue

Honeybadger Coalition

Montolio could have prevented this

Not an Invasion

1-SMEB. Grr PL. Yay NC. Fuck. Shit. Oh god. My dread cache! I quit.

The Great Famine

Like everyone else, I stopped playing while this was going on

HERO Coalition

Catch is the best region in the game? Cough. PL isn't fun to fight.

Wicked Creek

We kill everyone. The end.

culture/start.1429993759.txt.gz · Last modified: 2015/04/25 20:29 by Hikury