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-====Martyr's Vengence====
-Martyr's Vengence is a corp of assholes who enjoy shooting other people, be it enemies or fellow corp members. Founded in the later part of 2009 by the god emperor Pony Tail the illiterate as a sanctuary for all assholes who find it amusing to take a greasy shit on the chest of all they meet.
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-===Early History===
-In November of 2009, in a pubbie carebear industrial corp called "Byzantium Rising", four carebears decided that industry and isk was really gay.  These four carebears were not your average carebears, they were complete assholes who enjoyed trolling each other and everyone else around them endlessly.  In a drunken stupor, these four decided that they should make a new corp for people who want to kill things and call people niggers. In time, this idea gained the support of the CEO of Byzantium rising,Trebizond, who promptly left the corp to found a new assholes paradise.  But, what would this new group of assholes call themselves they wondered, perhaps "French Toast Mafia" as one member suggested, or the "Anal Fisting Squad" as another suggested, but, in the end, Pony Tail, decided that the name "Martyr's Vengence" in all its faggy Role playing misspelled goodness was what they should be called. This is how the god awful corp of Martyr's Vengence was born.
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-===MVs first jaunt into 0.0 November 2009-February 2010===
-Soon, after a few weeks of can flipping (which was exiting for the carebears turned pvpers) they decided that they should go to 0.0 on a frig roam.  The Fearless leader Pony Tail pointed his sausage like fingers randomly at the map and it so happened to land in a region called Providence.  Having absolutely no idea who these "CVA" fellows were, the peons of MV decided that they were massive faggots and needed to be shot at with our glorious armada of rifters and thrashers. Pony Tail lead the drunken armada to Providence and they managed to kill a caracal, which lead to much rejoicing.  But Lo! A CVA dilpomat contacted the raiding band of faggots and told them they would be set red if further shenanigans ensued. Using his caustic drunken Canadian personality to his advantage, Pony Tail managed not only to prevent them from setting MV red but actually figured out the politics of eve in the process. MV promptly moved to CVA space (because the CVA bloc was NRDS) and began to build up.  Soon, the Faggot armada consisted of Hurricanes and Onyxes rather than rifters and kestrels. For many months, Martyrs Vengence roamed into AAA space with their Onyx and hurricane fleet, killing many AAA ratters and carebears until they would drop carriers, but, this age was not to last.  Soon, CVA space was burned to ash and the fertile jewing ground and large herds of carebears to kill were no more, MV was back in Highsec.
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-===Going North February-July 2010===
-Using his mad diplomatic skills, the Fearless leader Pony Tail and his directors Usarius and Robin Hood7 managed to work a deal with a alliance far to the north called "Looney Toons". They sounded rather awesome to the young corp, their own jump bridges, ratting, and even a limited ship reimbursement program. After only a week in the North, the leaders of MV got word that a coalition led by IT alliance was invading the north. So MV then went south and participated in 3 months of awesomeness, getting thousands of kills and participating in true 0.0 warfare like never before, eventually leading to a titan kill. During this war, Pony Tail sent out a drunken corporate mail that would forever be Martyrs Vengence's shitty gimmick, the help the learn mail.  Soon however, it became apparent that Looney toons were massive faggots, and MV started to look for other alliances.
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-===OWN Alliance July-October 2010===
-Talking with everyone from MM to Intrepid Crossing, the director Robin Hood found a alliance called OWN that would be willing to let us in, they seemed to have a sense of humor and were pretty chill on first observation.  Soon, a armada of Orcas, carriers, and a jump freighter undocked and left for OWN space in a fleet forever referred to as the "fall of Saigon" fleet. Being part way through the Evac, Robin Hood notified the leader of Loony Toons that we were leaving, and it had been a blast but it was time to go. Less then five seconds later, MV was kicked from the alliance and banned from comms. However, being MV, we made a bot and modded our Vents and we spammed the Looney toons comms with 300 clients doing a aaaah chain. Actually getting them killed in a op due to their server crashing.  Despite this MV was really the only people who had a sense of humor in Looney Toons, MV was liked by most of the alliance, being suddenly kicked actually lead to looney toons eventual fail cascade, which resulted in many lols within MV. After three days of camping the Sendaya gate killing NC people, we were accepted into OWN. OWN was a decent alliance at first, but soon, the Directors of MV learned that OWN alliance was also comprised of massive faggots, perhaps to a lesser degree of faggotry than Looney Toons, but faggots none the less.  As Martyrs Vengence took their poses down and prepared to go down to high sec once more, a shining light of humor jumped into CU9. TEST had arrived.
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-===TEST Alliance Best Alliance October 2010-2nd Jan 2012===
-As the neckbearded leader of OWN shrieked in a unholy rage as the UN aid flotilla from Test alliance came into his system daring to do something funny in his serious business spaceship game, MV knew they had found a home. Usarius promptly contacted Montolio about joining Test, after leaking 3 months worth of OWNS self-entitled spergy chat porn from the alliance CEO chat, MV was part of test.  In a fleet that rivaled the first fall of Saigon evac, the illiterate horde of MV peons fled CU9 to OWXT. After several months in Test, the God Emperor Pony Tail decided that he had officially "won eve" and Made Usarius the CEO in December of 2010.
-It is well known that ex-director/ex-CEO of Donner Party, Sajuukthanatoskhar, was let into MV at around this time by Superbeastie, making MV many times more shit, posting terrible threads on EVE-O Forums as well as TESTs.  Downvote him at will.
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-=== 3rd Jan 2012 to 7th May, 2013 ===
-Sajuukthanatoskhar still remains in MV and has taken to being the lone Historian of MV.
-Loses its first Super, also making the history books and losing the first Super for TEST Alliance Please Ignore.
-Promptly after killing its own Aeon, MV signed the brand new '''MV Super Learn Reclamation Liberty Treaty'''. [[https://wiki.pleaseignore.com/wiki/MV_Super_Learn_Reclamation_Liberty_Treaty |Treaty]]
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-===7th May, 2013 to September 2013 ===
-Sajuukthanatoskhar, abandoning his duties as MV Historian has gone off to yiffland, to be with his one true love.
-bugs bunny.
-on 7th may, 2013 Lana Lane's stripper girlfriend asked him for a 3some with her ex boyfriend. the emotional scarring of this event drove lana lane to take everything liquid and not nailed down, and ragequit MV putting our beloved Pony Tail back in charge as CEO.
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-===9th September, 2013 ===
-R.I.P Test Alliance (October 2010- September 2013)
-Also Trel did a bad thing: http://pastebin.com/QCyDuKxj
-MV. In now a member of N3, because TEST was dead (according to them, but it seems like N3 is dying while TEST is doing quite alright, ironically.)
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-=== The Learn ===
-BEHOLD, THE HOLY TEXT OF THE LEARN ITSELF.  IN THE BEFORE TIMES, THE GOD EMPEROR PONY TAIL SOUGHT OUT WISDOM FROM THE SPIRITS ON HOW TO LEAD HIS SHITTY CORP TO GLORY AND GREATNESS IN A COCAINE INDUCED-VISIONQUEST.  THE SPIRITS SPOKE TO HIM AND SAID TO HIM “WE LAY THIS SHITTY TEXT BEFORE YOU SO YOU CAN LEAD YOUR MEDIOCRE CORP TO FURTHER MEDIOCRITY, ALSO YOU SHOULD REALLY CUT DOWN ON THE BLOW, YOUR GUNNA GET HEART PALPITATIONS”.  AND SO, PONY TAIL DESCENDED FROM MOUNT AUTISM WITH THE GOLDEN TABLET OF THE LEARN IN HAND AND BROUGHT IT BEFORE HIS PEOPLE. IT TOOK HIM FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS TO TRANSCRIBE ITS WISDOMS INTO A CORPORATE EVEMAIL, BUT ON THE FORTIETH NIGHT HE HIT THE SEND BUTTON.  BEFORE HE PASSED OUT ON HIS KEYBOARD, HE BELLOWED “GET FUCKED USARIUS, ALSO EVERYONE READ THIS CORP MAIL *HIC”.  AND SO, THIS IS HOW THE LEARN CAME TO BE. GAZE IN AWE AT ITS MAGNIFICENCE, FOR IT BRUSHES THE FACE OF PERFECTION AND GOD HIMSELF.
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- Gentle gays, we need to form together as a corp. This comes from Going ourt in roams with our corp,
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-Runnign mazes together as well as sanctums.
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-Great is can be maid out here if we come to gether as a group of friends and jsut random afkers.
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-MV history has been of commradery and trust, now i ask of you to help our corp grow.
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-Talk to old corpies about joining,
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--ON EVE ON COMS NO IF ANDS OR BUTTS\\
--Roams go out we accpect Participation of greater than 70% EVERYTIME.\\
--IF your afk got to afk channel\\
--NO MUTED MICS, AT ALL\\
-- YOU Come first, therefor yor corpie mates come fisrt aswell,  respect to there abilities and help the learn.\\
--ON roam ONe FC on Fleet.\\
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-- CORP DUE DUE YOU PAY THEM, NO IF AND's or Butts.
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-We will be starting up a PVE 1-2 ops to kill the shitp out of a  sactum or haven for corp income so we can buy more bpos and fuel poses. taxes at tha ttime will be set at 100% rate for corp FOR ONLY THAT HOUR.
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