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| ===MVs first jaunt into 0.0 November 2009-February 2010=== | ===MVs first jaunt into 0.0 November 2009-February 2010=== | ||
| - | Soon, after a few weeks of can flipping (which was exiting for the carebears turned pvpers) they decided that they should go to 0.0 on a frig roam. The Fearless leader Pony Tail pointed his sausage like fingers randomly at the map and it so happened to land in a region called Providence. Having absolutely no idea who these "CVA" fellows were, the peons of MV decided that they were massive faggots and needed to be shot at with our glorious armada of rifters and thrashers. Pony Tail lead the drunken armada to Providence and they managed to kill a caracal, which lead to much rejoicing. But Lo! A CVA dilpomat contacted the raiding band of faggots and told them they would be set red if further shenanigans ensued. Using his caustic drunken Canadian personality to his advantage, Pony Tail managed not only to prevent them from setting MV red but actually figured out the politics of eve in the process. MV promptly moved to CVA space (because the CVA bloc was NRDS) and began to build up. Soon, the Faggot armada consisted of Hurricanes and Onyxes rather than rifters and kestrels. For many months, Martyrs Vengence roamed into AAA space with their Onyx and hurricane fleet, killing many AAA ratters and carebears until they would drop carriers, but, this age was not to last. Soon, CVA space was burned to ash and the fertile jewing ground and large herds of carebears to kill were no more, MV was back in Highsec. | + | Soon, after a few weeks of can flipping (which was exiting for the carebears turned pvpers) they decided that they should go to 0.0 on a frig roam. The Fearless leader Pony Tail pointed his sausage like fingers randomly at the map and it so happened to land in a region called Providence. Having absolutely no idea who these "CVA" fellows were, the peons of MV decided that they were massive faggots and needed to be shot at with our glorious armada of rifters and thrashers. Pony Tail lead the drunken armada to Providence and they managed to kill a caracal, which lead to much rejoicing. But Lo! A CVA dilpomat contacted the raiding band of faggots and told them they would be set red if further shenanigans ensued. Using his caustic drunken Canadian personality to his advantage, Pony Tail managed not only to prevent them from setting MV red but actually figured out the politics of eve in the process. MV promptly moved to CVA space (because the CVA bloc was NRDS) and began to build up. Soon, the Faggot armada consisted of Hurricanes and Onyxes rather than rifters and kestrels. For many months, Martyrs Vengence roamed into AAA space with their Onyx and hurricane fleet, killing many AAA ratters and carebears until they would drop carriers, but, this age was not to last. Soon, CVA space was burned to ash and the fertile krabbing ground and large herds of carebears to kill were no more, MV was back in Highsec. |
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| ===OWN Alliance July-October 2010=== | ===OWN Alliance July-October 2010=== | ||
| - | Talking with everyone from MM to Intrepid Crossing, the director Robin Hood found a alliance called OWN that would be willing to let us in, they seemed to have a sense of humor and were pretty chill on first observation. Soon, a armada of Orcas, carriers, and a jump freighter undocked and left for OWN space in a fleet forever referred to as the "fall of Saigon" fleet. Being part way through the Evac, Robin Hood notified the leader of Loony Toons that we were leaving, and it had been a blast but it was time to go. Less then five seconds later, MV was kicked from the alliance and banned from comms. However, being MV, we made a bot and modded our Vents and we spammed the Looney toons comms with 300 clients doing a aaaah chain. Actually getting them killed in a op due to their server crashing. Despite this MV was really the only people who had a sense of humor in Looney Toons, MV was liked by most of the alliance, being suddenly kicked actually lead to looney toons eventual fail cascade, which resulted in many lols within MV. After three days of camping the Sendaya gate killing NC people, we were accepted into OWN. OWN was a decent alliance at first, but soon, the Directors of MV learned that OWN alliance was also comprised of massive faggots, perhaps to a lesser degree of faggotry than Looney Toons, but faggots none the less. As Martyrs Vengence took their poses down and prepared to go down to high sec once more, a shining light of humor jumped into CU9. TEST had arrived. | + | Talking with everyone from MM to [[culture:intrepid_crossing|Intrepid Crossing]], the director Robin Hood found a alliance called OWN that would be willing to let us in, they seemed to have a sense of humor and were pretty chill on first observation. Soon, a armada of Orcas, carriers, and a jump freighter undocked and left for OWN space in a fleet forever referred to as the "fall of Saigon" fleet. Being part way through the Evac, Robin Hood notified the leader of Loony Toons that we were leaving, and it had been a blast but it was time to go. Less then five seconds later, MV was kicked from the alliance and banned from comms. However, being MV, we made a bot and modded our Vents and we spammed the Looney toons comms with 300 clients doing a aaaah chain. Actually getting them killed in a op due to their server crashing. Despite this MV was really the only people who had a sense of humor in Looney Toons, MV was liked by most of the alliance, being suddenly kicked actually lead to looney toons eventual fail cascade, which resulted in many lols within MV. After three days of camping the Sendaya gate killing NC people, we were accepted into OWN. OWN was a decent alliance at first, but soon, the Directors of MV learned that OWN alliance was also comprised of massive faggots, perhaps to a lesser degree of faggotry than Looney Toons, but faggots none the less. As Martyrs Vengence took their poses down and prepared to go down to high sec once more, a shining light of humor jumped into CU9. TEST had arrived. |
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| As the neckbearded leader of OWN shrieked in a unholy rage as the UN aid flotilla from Test alliance came into his system daring to do something funny in his serious business spaceship game, MV knew they had found a home. Usarius promptly contacted Montolio about joining Test, after leaking 3 months worth of OWNS self-entitled spergy chat porn from the alliance CEO chat, MV was part of test. In a fleet that rivaled the first fall of Saigon evac, the illiterate horde of MV peons fled CU9 to OWXT. After several months in Test, the God Emperor Pony Tail decided that he had officially "won eve" and Made Usarius the CEO in December of 2010. | As the neckbearded leader of OWN shrieked in a unholy rage as the UN aid flotilla from Test alliance came into his system daring to do something funny in his serious business spaceship game, MV knew they had found a home. Usarius promptly contacted Montolio about joining Test, after leaking 3 months worth of OWNS self-entitled spergy chat porn from the alliance CEO chat, MV was part of test. In a fleet that rivaled the first fall of Saigon evac, the illiterate horde of MV peons fled CU9 to OWXT. After several months in Test, the God Emperor Pony Tail decided that he had officially "won eve" and Made Usarius the CEO in December of 2010. | ||
| - | It is well known that ex-director/ex-CEO of Donner Party, Sajuukthanatoskhar, was let into MV at around this time by Superbeastie, making MV many times more shit, posting terrible threads on EVE-O Forums as well as TESTs. Downvote him at will. | + | It is well known that ex-director/ex-CEO of [[culture:donner_party|Donner Party]], Sajuukthanatoskhar, was let into MV at around this time by Superbeastie, making MV many times more shit, posting terrible threads on EVE-O Forums as well as TESTs. Downvote him at will. |
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| Also Trel did a bad thing: http://pastebin.com/QCyDuKxj | Also Trel did a bad thing: http://pastebin.com/QCyDuKxj | ||
| - | MV. In now a member of N3, because TEST was dead (according to them, but it seems like N3 is dying while TEST is doing quite alright, ironically.) | + | MV. In now a member of [[culture:history:n3|N3]], because TEST was dead (according to them, but it seems like N3 is dying while TEST is doing quite alright, ironically.) |
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| - | Gentle gays, we need to form together as a corp. This comes from Going ourt in roams with our corp, | + | Gentle gays, we need to form together as a corp. This comes from Going ourt in roams with our corp, \\ |
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| - | Runnign mazes together as well as sanctums. | + | Runnign mazes together as well as sanctums.\\ |
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| - | Great is can be maid out here if we come to gether as a group of friends and jsut random afkers. | + | Great is can be maid out here if we come to gether as a group of friends and jsut random afkers.\\ |
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| - | MV history has been of commradery and trust, now i ask of you to help our corp grow. | + | MV history has been of commradery and trust, now i ask of you to help our corp grow.\\ |
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| - | Talk to old corpies about joining, | + | Talk to old corpies about joining,\\ |
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| -ON EVE ON COMS NO IF ANDS OR BUTTS\\ | -ON EVE ON COMS NO IF ANDS OR BUTTS\\ | ||
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| -ON roam ONe FC on Fleet.\\ | -ON roam ONe FC on Fleet.\\ | ||
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| - | - CORP DUE DUE YOU PAY THEM, NO IF AND's or Butts. | + | - CORP DUE DUE YOU PAY THEM, NO IF AND's or Butts.\\ |
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| We will be starting up a PVE 1-2 ops to kill the shitp out of a sactum or haven for corp income so we can buy more bpos and fuel poses. taxes at tha ttime will be set at 100% rate for corp FOR ONLY THAT HOUR. | We will be starting up a PVE 1-2 ops to kill the shitp out of a sactum or haven for corp income so we can buy more bpos and fuel poses. taxes at tha ttime will be set at 100% rate for corp FOR ONLY THAT HOUR. | ||
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