Hi!

I'm a giant piece of shit. I tried to create a pubbie alliance along with the biggest retards TEST has ever produced and failed miserably.

Also my posting is bad.

Where the hell is that one weird pic with a leash?

http://imgur.com/a/K0R4c

: Xystance [B0RT] gets up… walks over to the closet
: Xystance [B0RT] pulls out an old, dusty record player
: Xystance [B0RT] blows on it, wipes off the needle head, sets it down and plugs it in
: Xystance [B0RT] walks back to the closet, spends thirty minutes flipping through different records
: Xystance [B0RT] grabs one, and lovingly slides the record out of a folder
: Xystance [B0RT] holds it level, even, to make sure not a single out of place groove exists
: Xystance [B0RT] places it on the record player, lifts the needle and puts it on the edge
: Xystance [B0RT] hits the “start” button and picks up the record folder, on the top, there is a title,
: Xystance [B0RT]: “Samples from DurrHurrDurr”
: Xystance [B0RT]: * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *
: Xystance [B0RT]: “Brilliant.”
: Misaki Tanaka [B0RT]: lol Xystance [B0RT]
: Xystance [B0RT] raises his wine glass


: <Montolio> Who was phone-lady by the way?
: <Xystance> Montolio: phone lady was my wife and Boors' gf
: <Montolio> Ah
: <Montolio> I was sitting next to my girlfriend at the time
: <Xystance> hahahahah
: <Xystance> “Why is that girl talking to you?”
: <Montolio> We were watching a movie
: <Montolio> “Hold on I have to take this, internet spaceships are important”
: <Matalok> lol
: <Montolio> “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE DRUNK”
: <Montolio> “What?”
: <Montolio> “Talk to a woman!”
: <Montolio> “What?”
: <Montolio> “Hey sexy!”
: <Montolio> *hangs up*
: <Montolio> Worst date ever.


• Known to allow his wife to take a shit on his chest??
• Xystance > ARE YOU A WIZARD?
• Xystance > That's unfortunate. I speak stupid fluently.

I'm a successful spy because nobody has kicked me from Test yet.

• Aug 27, 2010, Xystance was gagged by GM Grave until 2010.08.27 07:27:35. GM Grave's reason was: Highly Offensive Local Conduct. It is noted that his statement was “I will shove a pinecone up your ass and tie it there so it will stay there for 7 days. After 7 days, I take a shit down your throat and untie the pinecone, so that you will shit out both ends.” This comment was directed towards Leetcheese.