Shadoo
Shadoo is the leader of the corporation North Eastern Swat, a member of Pandemic Legion alliance.
Shadoo is a crack FC who is married to the r33t armor HAC fleet while maintaining an elicit (and somewhat homoerotic) affair with unprobable T3 snipers. Unlike DurrHurrDurr, Shadoo can be heard clearly over voice comms because, although he still yells, he does it while practically eating his mic rather than from across the flippin' room.
Do not screw with Shadoo. He has been known to bubble his own fleets in order to motivate his “friends” to stay and fight. If you see him, or hear he is FCing a fleet on your side of the galaxy, log out, turn off your computer and crawl under the sheets crying for your mommy like a little girl (no offense to female TESTies, or to the majority of you men role-playing courtesans from Firefly (Jeebuz, what is up with that, guys?)).
Shadoo may sound scary over voice comms, but he is really just a big teddy bear. You really should cut him some slack because he is only 14-years-old and comes from some 3rd-world country that ends in “stan” or “grad” with barely any internet access. I hear he loves his mother, writes her every week, and sends her flowers on Mother's Day. OK, maybe not but this does prove John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
An internet search of Shadoo will provide many defunct links to hilarious soundboards of his most famous quotes. Here's one that isn't defunct, isn't very funny, and contains only some of Shadoo's lilting tones for your pleasure.