ARSED

In Concordia, Vires. Ex Discordia, Gloria.

Ars ex Discordia is formed around members of the Ars Technica and arsclan communities, and generally restricts membership to forum posters thereof. In other words, full of forum whores prone to writing out TL;DR crap such as featured below.

History

Formed in November 2005 as Ars Caelestis, which joined Huzzah Federation and moved to 0.0 space. Took part in Stain Alliance and Huzzah's war with FIX, who were kicked out of Catch and much of Querious. BoB came to FIX's rescue in April of 2006, establishing their status as BoB puppets and securing ArsC/ARSED's enduring pubbie e-honor vendetta against both. Subsequently, Huzzah was destroyed by the combination of a democratic leadership shift, and the invasion of AAA.

Ars Caelestis joined ASCN, establishing ourselves in PMV with DarkStar 1. Had the chance to fight BoB a second time in their invasion of ASCN. When ASCN began to truly dissolve, DS1 pulled out of PMV, and Ars C jumped ship along with 90% of the rest of the alliance.

Took up an offer from XirtamVOTF to join Imperium, which soon after re-formed as the new Curse Alliance. Drove -V- out of NPC space in Great Wildlands, for the glory of occupying NPC stations and dealing with constant griefer presence. As CA expanded drastically, and began to exhibit signs of disorder when not under Xirtam's direct leadership, we looked elsewhere.

While in CA, our CEO at the time, Achilles Thorongmor, revealed himself to be even more of a idiot than previously thought, kicking all members from the corp, intending to steal the entirety of corp assets and “kill” the corporation by retaining it as a one-man corp. His attempt at archvillainy included being scammed out of two capital ships for 1mil ISK, losing a Rapier to an ex-ArsC, T1-fit Vexor, and allowing us to steal back several Hulks and other corp ships stored in POSes.

Contrary to his expectations, the remainder of the corp went “welp,” decided we were better off without him, and re-formed almost instantly as Ars ex Discordia. His last stab at Internet Notoriety and “destroying” the corp took the form of a prankapple in which he claimed we were a corp of MASTER SPIES, personally responsible for the downfall of Huzzah, ASCN, and eventually ALL OF EVE.

While part of Imperium/CA, we had already been fighting alongside RA and Goons; and when the Free Trade Zone was created, we joined up and moved into FTZ space. Became one of the few FTZ corps to regularly join combat ops. Eventually we joined GoonSwarm along with DS1, a tragic mistake that lasted almost 3 years.

After Karttoon disbanded Goonswarm, the remnants of the former powerhouse regrouped in an alliance named after their true puppetmaster, SOLODRAK BAN. After Solo kicked blackops out of the alliance for being black, we decided it was finally time to part ways with our space b(ee-)rethren. Together with another like-minded corp in LODRA, our space bffs IGNE, we decided to leave the alliance amicably. Unfortunately, our exodus was scooped by the Walter Cronkite of EVE ONLINE, Bu Jinkan. After surviving the ensuing aftermath of trolls and flames, we escaped to Curse where we roleplayed dragons in local until we decided that B0RT was a bunch of cool little alien dudes and we wanted to hang with them. IGNE leadership was asked by the B0RT guys to merge with ARSED as they had not successfully resuscitated their Corp and they agreed. The remaining two dozen or so IGNE dudes have joined ARSED and we've embarked on the grand experiment with B0RT with whom we have formed an alliance that we will surely destroy through our various diplomatic incidents.

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ARSED left TEST December 1, 2013.