=====Xystance=====

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Hi!

I'm a giant piece of shit. I tried to create a pubbie alliance along with the biggest retards TEST has ever produced and failed miserably.

Also my posting is bad.

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=====Raluque named me Professor X=====

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Where the hell is that one weird pic with a leash?

[[http://imgur.com/a/K0R4c]]

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=====Life in Test=====

====Quotes====

===First Quote===
''
: Xystance [B0RT] gets up... walks over to the closet\\
: Xystance [B0RT] pulls out an old, dusty record player\\
: Xystance [B0RT] blows on it, wipes off the needle head, sets it down and plugs it in\\
: Xystance [B0RT] walks back to the closet, spends thirty minutes flipping through different records\\
: Xystance [B0RT] grabs one, and lovingly slides the record out of a folder\\
: Xystance [B0RT] holds it level, even, to make sure not a single out of place groove exists\\
: Xystance [B0RT] places it on the record player, lifts the needle and puts it on the edge\\
: Xystance [B0RT] hits the "start" button and picks up the record folder, on the top, there is a title,\\
: Xystance [B0RT]: "Samples from DurrHurrDurr"\\
: Xystance [B0RT]: *** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ***\\
: Xystance [B0RT]: "Brilliant."\\
: Misaki Tanaka [B0RT]: lol Xystance [B0RT]\\
: Xystance [B0RT] raises his wine glass\\
''
===Second Quote===
''
: <Montolio> Who was phone-lady by the way?\\
: <Xystance> Montolio: phone lady was my wife and Boors' gf\\
: <Montolio> Ah\\
: <Montolio> I was sitting next to my girlfriend at the time\\
: <Xystance> hahahahah\\
: <Xystance> "Why is that girl talking to you?"\\
: <Montolio> We were watching a movie\\
: <Montolio> "Hold on I have to take this, internet spaceships are important"\\
: <Matalok> lol\\
: <Montolio> "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE DRUNK"\\
: <Montolio> "What?"\\
: <Montolio> "Talk to a woman!"\\
: <Montolio> "What?"\\
: <Montolio> "Hey sexy!"\\
: <Montolio> *hangs up*\\
: <Montolio> Worst date ever.\\
''

====Stories====
  * Known to allow his wife to take a shit on his chest??
  * Xystance > ARE YOU A WIZARD?
  * Xystance > That's unfortunate. I speak stupid fluently.

====How to be a spy====

I'm a successful spy because nobody has kicked me from Test yet.

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=====Ballgags=====
  * Aug 27, 2010, Xystance was gagged by GM Grave until 2010.08.27 07:27:35. GM Grave's reason was: Highly Offensive Local Conduct. It is noted that his statement was "I will shove a pinecone up your ass and tie it there so it will stay there for 7 days. After 7 days, I take a shit down your throat and untie the pinecone, so that you will shit out both ends." This comment was directed towards Leetcheese.

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