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| - | ======Ascendent.====== | + | ======Ascendent. [.UP.]====== |
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| + | {{http://i.imgur.com/YEAmZwy.gif}} | ||
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| + | Join us. Be //Awesome//. | ||
| - | {{http://fantasy.mrugala.net/Frank%20Frazetta%20-%20Icon/Frank%20Frazetta%20-%20Icon%20-%2001.jpg}} | ||
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| =====Corp Directorate===== | =====Corp Directorate===== | ||
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| Helothane was passed leadershit when Dr Kang realized real life was catching up to him. Prior to that, [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Marcus+Ratz|Marcus Rat z]] was the CEO before Dr Kang until one day he disappeared for several months. It took [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Daniel+Essig|Daniel Essig]], who was the original corp founder, it took us a week but we eventually tracked him down through some shady internet lookups and maybe a WHOIS or two. The only thing we will say about that situation here is, "ibat ad carcerem, ut fureret." | Helothane was passed leadershit when Dr Kang realized real life was catching up to him. Prior to that, [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Marcus+Ratz|Marcus Rat z]] was the CEO before Dr Kang until one day he disappeared for several months. It took [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Daniel+Essig|Daniel Essig]], who was the original corp founder, it took us a week but we eventually tracked him down through some shady internet lookups and maybe a WHOIS or two. The only thing we will say about that situation here is, "ibat ad carcerem, ut fureret." | ||
| - | ^ **CEO** ^ **Head Diplo** ^ **Director** ^ **HR Director** ^ **Industry Director** ^ | + | ^ **CEO (Head QT)** ^ <del>**Head Diplo**</del> ^ <del>**Director**</del> ^ **HR Director** ^ **Junior CEO Director** ^ |
| - | | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Helothane|{{https://image.eveonline.com/Character/401195232_128.jpg|Helothane}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Helothane|Helothane]] | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Dr+Kang|{{https://image.eveonline.com/Character/312052813_128.jpg|Dr Kang}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Dr+Kang|Dr Kang]] | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Chris+Rittenhouse|{{https://image.eveonline.com/Character/247526106_128.jpg|Chris Rittenhouse}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Chris+Rittenhouse|Chris Rittenhouse]] | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Aioi Yukko|{{http://image.eveonline.com/Character/93688380_128.jpg|Aioi Yukko}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Aioi Yukko|Aioi Yukko]] | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Bashok|{{https://image.eveonline.com/Character/93712505_128.jpg|Bashok}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Bashok|Bashok]] | | + | | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Helothane|{{https://image.eveonline.com/Character/401195232_128.jpg|Helothane}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Helothane|Helothane]] | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Dr+Kang|{{https://image.eveonline.com/Character/312052813_128.jpg|Dr Kang}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Dr+Kang|DEAD RIP]] | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Chris+Rittenhouse|{{https://image.eveonline.com/Character/247526106_128.jpg|Chris Rittenhouse}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Chris+Rittenhouse|Dead also, sorry bby]] | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Aioi Yukko|{{http://image.eveonline.com/Character/93688380_128.jpg|Aioi Yukko}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Aioi Yukko|Aioi Yukko]] | [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Bashok|{{https://image.eveonline.com/Character/93712505_128.jpg|Bashok}}]]\\ [[http://evewho.com/pilot/Bashok|Bashok]] | |
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| ====Communication==== | ====Communication==== | ||
| - | * Jabber: | ||
| - | * Everyone hangs out in the corp [[it:jabber|Jabber]] channel: **[email protected]** | ||
| * Mumble: | * Mumble: | ||
| - | * We have a [[it:mumble|Mumble]] channel called **up dotte** in the Corporation Channels section. Mumble is mostly quiet, so get in Jabber. | + | * We have a [[it:mumble|Mumble]] channel called **up dotte** in the Corporation Channels section. Mumble is mostly quiet, so get in Discord. |
| * Forums: | * Forums: | ||
| * Currently we do not have a corporation forum to shitpost in and we are okay with this. | * Currently we do not have a corporation forum to shitpost in and we are okay with this. | ||
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| ===Time to be Testes=== | ===Time to be Testes=== | ||
| - | Always quick to capitalize, Ascendent. arranged to join TEST, as a great time was had by all - smashing the forces of l33t pvp, raiding Delve, and shooting blues. After a couple weeks of hurf blurf from slow fags that cant find butan on auth, Ascendent. was accepted into TEST and continues to rape hostiles as we sweep into <del>Delve</del>, <del>Curse</del>, <del>Vale of the Silent</del>, <del>Curse</del> <del>Catch</del> <del>Wicked Creek</del> <del>Obe</del> <del>Pure Blind</del> Vale Of The Silent again....... | + | Always quick to capitalize, Ascendent. arranged to join TEST, as a great time was had by all - smashing the forces of l33t pvp, raiding Delve, and shooting blues. After a couple weeks of hurf blurf from slow fags that cant find butan on auth, Ascendent. was accepted into TEST and continues to rape hostiles as we sweep into <del>Fountain</del>, <del>Delve</del>, <del>Aridia</del>, <del>Curse</del>, <del>Vale of the Silent</del>, <del>Curse</del>, <del>Catch</del>, <del>Wicked Creek</del>, <del>Obe</del>, <del>Pure Blind</del>, <del>Vale of the Silent</del>, Catch again... fam. |
| - | ===The Grand DurpDurp Betrayal=== | ||
| - | The rise and fall of DurpDurp shall be remembered by the many(lol) pilots of Ascendent. The Golden Child, the Chosen One to Save Us All, has fallen to despair. Many angels shall weep for the loss of this once Beacon of Hope within Ascendent, for none could foresee the betrayal that would decimate the brave pilots of Ascendent... | + | ===The Reforging of Israel and the Jewish Nation=== |
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| - | ===Current Status=== | + | |
| Currently Helothane is the Supreme Leader, he never poops or pees, He invented the hamburger, when he tried golf for the first time he finished with 11 holes-in-one to achieve a 38-under-par game on a championship 18-hole golf course. He was born on Mount Paekdu, the highest point on the Korean peninsula, under a double rainbow. The moment of his birth was foretold by the flight of a swallow and the appearance of a bright, new star in the sky. Three weeks later, Helothane was able to walk. And, only five weeks after that, he began to speak. (can i get access to the corp wallet now?) | Currently Helothane is the Supreme Leader, he never poops or pees, He invented the hamburger, when he tried golf for the first time he finished with 11 holes-in-one to achieve a 38-under-par game on a championship 18-hole golf course. He was born on Mount Paekdu, the highest point on the Korean peninsula, under a double rainbow. The moment of his birth was foretold by the flight of a swallow and the appearance of a bright, new star in the sky. Three weeks later, Helothane was able to walk. And, only five weeks after that, he began to speak. (can i get access to the corp wallet now?) | ||
| - | We are still dunking <del>russians and their pets</del> Goons and their Pets (lies, they never undock). | + | We are still dunking <del>russians and their pets</del> <del>Goons and their Pets (lies, they never undock)</del>, <del>Russians again</del>, <del>PL</del> Stain russians again again, yes, this is getting old. |
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| + | Help us build the Third Temple! | ||
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| + | We also have a ingame recruitment chanel, Ascendent. Public Channel | ||
| ====Dankosaurus Rex==== | ====Dankosaurus Rex==== | ||
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| * [[http://motherless.com/D204689|Indominus Rex]] | * [[http://motherless.com/D204689|Indominus Rex]] | ||
| * [[http://peanutbutterfarts.com|Former in game website link in our corp description window.]] | * [[http://peanutbutterfarts.com|Former in game website link in our corp description window.]] | ||
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| + | ^ **Ascendent Karaoke** ^ | ||
| + | | {{youtube>EsBC-vF0ZeU?medium|}} | | ||
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| + | ^ **Aioi Yukko Processing Recruitment** ^ | ||
| + | | {{youtube>CgBJ5irINqU?medium|}} | | ||
| ^ **Dr Kang Dancing** ^ | ^ **Dr Kang Dancing** ^ | ||
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